
Let me tell you a little bit about how I ended up here. TLMM and JAM planned a trip to Pittsburgh for a family event for a few months, and the day before they were scheduled to leave, the path for
Hurricane Ike brought him straight to our area. What to do? In order to create a scenario where, if necessary, I could evacuate with the pets as quickly as possible (which would be no small undertaking with three dogs, a bird and a JAM's cat), TLMM decided to put up the hurricane shutters before her departure. As she was outside in the front of the house shuttering profusely, the neighbors inquired to find out what all the premature shuttering was about. She explained that she was going out of town and needed to get the shutters up since I was going to be here alone. Later, as we were pulling out of the driveway, another set of neighbors approached the car to comment - and again, she told them that I would be here ALL ALONE. She was telling them this because she wanted them to be cognizant of my presence in case of emergency, which I do appreciate. One family (who shares three teeth between them) even sent me the message to just "come on over" since they have a generator. The next morning, TLMM and JAM left for their trip.
Later that afternoon, Ike's path shifted south, and remains so two days later. As time wore on, I realized that I was less concerned about Ike and growing more worried that my animal-sacrificing, Santeria observant neighbors knew I was here alone. What sounded like a great idea on Wednesday now means I am sitting in a house with no natural light, afraid that I might be the next offering to
Orisha or, perhaps, simply killed for sport by one of my other gun-toting, dentally challenged neighbors. I am sure my mother knows someone who died in either of these ways. During the day, it's not so scary...but at night, my mind wanders, and I realize that I could be murdered in cold blood and not one of my cries would be heard through the thick aluminum shells covering every orifice of my home. If there ever was a scenario calling for comfort food, this was it.
I went to the good Publix and browsed the beef section, thinking I could make myself a nice rib eye steak (my favorite). Whatever I decided to make would be without a grill, which was wrapped up and put in a "safe place" so that it wouldn't be damaged or damage anything as it became a flying projectile in 135 mile an hour winds. Among the overpriced packages, I found a small 2.5 pound rib roast, which was obviously only there because someone asked that a package be split. As luck would have it, it was cheaper than the steaks and would be perfect for inside cooking! Home it went, along with some silver queen corn and lima beans.

Preheat oven to 500 degrees.

Rub the roast with kosher salt, white pepper, sage and garlic powder. Let it sit for 30 minutes to an hour. I let this one sit for 30 minutes since it was only 2.5 pounds. It's so lovely I have to show you another shot of it!

Place in oven. Set timer for 30 minutes. This is what it looked like after 30 minutes:

Turn temperature down to 350. Cook for another 30-45 minutes until internal temperature reaches 135 degrees. A 2.5 roast took another 45 minutes after turning down the heat to 350. Done. PERFECT.

As I sat down to eat, I wasn't thinking about weather or dogs or listening for drum beating, chanting and other strange noises. It was the perfect distraction. It was nirvana on a plate. I savored each tender, juicy, flavorful bite. The limas were al dente and the corn was corny. I truly enjoyed the meal. There wasn't even much clean-up, although I did make sure not to leave any large knives drying conveniently on the kitchen counter. A few hours later as I lay in bed watching the unending local news coverage of the ever-south-moving Ike, I was finally content. I realized how fortunate I was that TLMM cared enough to work so hard to put the shutters up for me in the first place (because if she hadn't, I am convinced we would have been hit). I also found comfort in that fact that what might have been my last meal was the meal of my dreams...and the eggs.